This post is rated safe, the vector is not. You are responsible for anything that happens to you if you click that link and by reading this have voided SciFi of any responsibility. Your soul also belongs to Basement Cat.
As requested by parties unnamed, Chikumaen Kaho from Mayoi Neko Overrun S01E04.
… Basement Cat says you can have your soul back. It wasn’t even worth 1 cheezburger.