Coming Soon to a Firefox near you.
Some items that didn’t make it (at least not yet):
This plastic version actually has more doom in it than the real deal which has been missing since it got misplaced.
|Patriot Socko Plushie
Celebrate Fourth of July with this special plushie version of the Patriot Socko, saviour of Sockos. Comes equipped with a sweet hat and a flag.
|Commercially Viable Wooden Sword
The worst this is likely to give you is a splinter. Yawoch!
Unleash the power of earth! NOTE: Not Harmless.
Unleash the power of a river of water! NOTE: Not suitable for watering the garden.
Unleash the power of fire! NOTE: No flame required.
Unleash the power of air! NOTE: Do not use in a confined or cluttered space.
|Recycled Wood Shield
Eh, on second thought, RUN!
|Extra Sharp Spiky Club
The spikes in this club are extremely sharp for that extra amount of stinging pain.
|Sacred Tribal Sword
The inhabitants of the deepest parts of the magical forest regard this sword as one of their most sacred relics. The bones in the hilt are said to be bones from the first tribe elder.
|Ancient Tribal Shield
This shield is excellent for blocking, but few exist in the world.
We may recycle them as other items though 😉
Items added @ 12:15pm NST