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Daily Giggle #B


Since you probably don’t get the title, link.

Today’s, DG is from NetScrap and was found while stumbling cause I got tired of studying😡

Lawyers jokes

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in
Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it”.

The guy says, “forget the story”, and buys the rat.

As he’s walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By
the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, “Ah!, so
your back for the story”.

The guys says, “no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?”

😄 Now if only Neo had bronze scammers & spammers

Comments on: "Daily Giggle #B" (1)

  1. I love this one.

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